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  • Until The Light Takes Us

    0 CommentsPosted by on July 18, 2010 under FILM and TV
    Do you remember Anvil! The Story of Anvil? Well this is nothing like that. It’s a way overlong documentary about Norwegian Black Metal…just what we’ve all been crying out for. Now, metal in general’s pretty far down the foodchain when it comes to social credibility – dont get me wrong, quite partial to a shouty blast of Dillenger Escape Plan myself from time to time – but even ... more.
  • A Sebian Film

    0 CommentsPosted by on July 15, 2010 under FILM and TV
    Well…the world cup’s over. As the screams and self-flagellation of the english/french/italians fade away, its time to reflect. And… it wasnt very good. But a bad World Cup is like a bad blow job…it’s still pretty goddamn good. So ditch your vuvezela, take your penis out of your cat’s mouth and read the words. Which I am typing…here. Oh dear! Well THAT was remarkably unpleasant... more.
  • Birdemic / Someone’s Knocking at the Door / Girl who Played with Fire / The Wolfman

    0 CommentsPosted by on June 5, 2010 under FILM and TV
    Right, well…I’m ill. Very ill indeed. It feels like beelzebub himself has ejaculated broken glass down my throat and my entire body feels like its got toothache so lets pass that general feeling of unhealthiness onto you gentle reader. No clever wordy foreplay, lets get your mental underpants off and onto the rough and unlubricated penetrating reviews. BIRDEMIC – SHOCK AND TERROR F**k ... more.
  • Valhalla Rising

    0 CommentsPosted by on May 16, 2010 under FILM and TV
    Look at that cover! F**king look at it! Quite possibly the most blatant bit of false advertising imaginable. Heres the synopsis, its sounds cool and I’m going to tell you why the actual film is not cool in the slightest, but actually w**k. Hard as nails, mute and optically challenged slave fighter from muddy viking-era scotland kills a few people in a grisly fashion to gain his freedom and then ... more.
  • Kick-Ass / Solomon Kane / Spartacus : Blood and Sand / Ip Man2 / The Book of Eli

    0 CommentsPosted by on May 12, 2010 under FILM and TV
    Right I’ve a few to get  through here, and surprisingly these are a fine bunch of movies, I’m going to be nice and complimentary to them and their creators, so shut your f**king facehole and let me get on with it. KICK ASS Entertaining and surprisingly violent black comedy about mentally unstable vigilantes and mobsters  kicking off. Kickass himself is a curly haired demi-nerd with an dr... more.
  • Dantes Inferno – Hell in a Disc.

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 9, 2010 under GAME REVIEWS
    Dantes Inferno EA, Visceral Games, Xbox 360, PS3, PC There has been a bolloc load of hype around this hack n slasher prior to release and a bit of a hate campaign after, so with all the marketing and media surrounding this title it is fair to say that the essential truth about Dante’s inferno has been lost in the mix and that is – Does it suck like a 20 stone midget on a milkshake or is it ... more.
  • Halo 3 ODST – A Meaty Meal – or a Disappointing Lunch?

    0 CommentsPosted by on September 22, 2009 under GAME REVIEWS
    The Halo franchise is to Microsoft as Mario has been to Nintendo. They have both been milked for every penny possible with merchandising and sequels but the question is – is it running out of steam? Halo 3 ODST is the latest offering from Bungie. Backed by a massive marketing campaign and the general hype machine, it is a sure success regardless of its quality. But what is the truth? Is it as ... more.
  • Batman Arkham Asylum – Does my Bum look big in this cape?

    0 CommentsPosted by on August 21, 2009 under GAME REVIEWS
    Welcome to Gotham, home to the strangest bunch of psychos in America where the costume business is recession proof. It’s home to one of the most popular caped crusaders of our time, The Batman. This time round he is taking a trip to the nut house and thankfully he left the bat brat Robin at home. For a character that was born in the late 1930’s Bat's is looking pretty good for his age. Being... more.
  • Bully – Take that finger out of your nose!!

    0 CommentsPosted by on March 4, 2008 under GAME REVIEWS
                  Ahh… the youth of today. They have no respect for their elders and love to get into trouble regularly, in my day things were soooo different… actually, no they weren’t… and this new offering from Rockstar north is a reminder to all past and current pupils of the education system, just what a nightmare school could be... more.
  • Assassins Creed – Show us your Dagger Luv!

    0 CommentsPosted by on November 4, 2007 under GAME REVIEWS
    If you have ever wondered where the idea of dying as a martyr and then getting the seventy something virgins came from then wonder no more, this is where it all started. Look up the word Assassin and you will find a deep an interesting history that now you can experience for yourself thanks to Ubisoft. You are now the hunter, and having a load of chicks around to cook, clean and give foot rubs i... more.
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