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Expendables 2 – Bring the kids!

Expendables 2 – Bring the kids!
 

Well the rumours are true and Stallone’s upcoming sequel to the underwhelming Expendables is going to be family friendly. You couldnt make it up. A gang of 40-70 year old men famous for pretending to graphically mangle other humans are making a PG rated action movie. It’s obscene. Here’s what 65-year old Sly had to say to professional fatty Harry Knowles from Aint it Cool News

Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance… Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement,  trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and  delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…Sly

Touches on many emotions? F**k!! The only emotion I want from a movie with Sly, Schwarzenegger,  Norris, Van Damme, Willis and the rest is the emotion of Excessive Pain! The first film was no classic but at least there was a modicum of carnage. How the hell will Jason Statham cope with a PG rating? Looks like it’s going to have more in common with the tv series the A-Team than any of the cast members past classics. Prepare yourself for lots of CG, slow-motion explosions and  bad puns. Doh.

 

 

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