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The Life and Death of a Porno Gang

The Life and Death of a Porno Gang
 

 

There’s a time and a place for masturbation, gay sex, horse fellatio, goat murdering and golden showers, and that time and place was last night, in my bedroom. BOOM actually it was just on my telly because I was watching a movie. What kind of movie? Well, it’s only the second serbian film ive ever seen, and considering the excesses of the first one and my description of this one, well, the Serbian Tourism Board must be s***ing thermselves. You can expect a degree of taboo-busting with a title like “Life and Death of a Porno Gang” or LADOPORG as I’ll be calling it, but so much grimness! It’s nasty stuff.

The story’s not a million miles away from its already-infamous balkan sibling…porno-performers get caught up in creating snuff for a mentalist mentor…but the executions vastly different. Compared to Serbian Film‘s slick cinematography and overall technical polish, this is a rough, crude and grainy cheap beast of a thing. Looks like it was shot on home video, but the (apparently non-professional) actors do a pretty good job, considering the kind of shenanigans they have to engage in. More penises than a Spencer Tunick exhibition. I’ve already explained the premise, the plots fairly functional and is probably a bit true to life…the main character is a film director, he wants to make pretentious horror flicks with weird sex deviant shite…oh hang on that does seem to describe LADOPORG pretty well. So this lad and a motley crue of gays, transvestites and weirdoes go on the road, travelling from town to town with a f**ked up hardcore burlesque style show, until they run into an old german weirdo who proposes they take the next step in on-stage extremity…Considering the microbudget the special effects are wince-inducingly realistic, the crummy film stock and wobblycam probably accentuate the realism in fairness.

There’s a scene where one of the character watches a “war machete decapitation” video…I’ve seen a few of these actual f**kin things out of sheer morbid curiosity on the net and I genuinely wish I hadnt…I think the one in the movie isnt real…but it looks it! There’s also a goat getting its throat cut with a penknife and that actually looks real as well. C**ts!! LADOPORG is obviously doing -something- right if even me, Master Gi-Bag is unsure exactly what the f**k is real or not. It’s not an enjoyable experience at at – for all its excesses, Serbian Filmcould actually be viewed and “enjoyed” as a truly dark horror-thriller – but this is a stomach churning, pretentious and artily grim affair that’ll you’ll not watch more than once, assuming you make it all the way to the student-movie ending. There are probably deep levels to this movie that a non-balkan simpleton like myself can’t fathom – political allegory, social commentary, the scars of war wounded communities and a traumatised nation bleeding onto the screen  – but it all get buried in a piss-soaked avalanche of screaming goats and gay horse penises.

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