“I’m retiring. I’m moving away from the business, from the company, from all this kind of stuff,” he said
Some mean people will say this actually happened about 3 decades ago..but the multichintastic overlord seems to have finally discovered unfiltered public opinion… “Why would I make any more, when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?” he commented. “On the internet, all those same guys that are complaining I made a change are completely changing the movie,” he said. “I’m saying: ‘Fine. But my movie, with my name on it, that says I did it, needs to be the way I want it.”
Don’t worry George, we’ll always have A New Hope. Now get back to the Skywalker ranch, grab those cheetos and continue your final metamorphosis into a be-quiffed Jabba the Hutt.





He would ‘re-imagine’ his own children if he could
Today the sky is dark with hats.
Yay! About time! Pity he didn’t retire before the prequels…